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Van een ander forum maar geweldige reply e-mails. Wie kan dit beter jongens?

Vraag:

Hello PokerStars Support

I have my eye on the PokerStars motorcycle jacket that is available in the FPP store, but I have a problem. See, I look really young for my age. I basically can't go anywhere without getting asked for proof of age, often multiple times at the same venue. Sometimes places kick me out anyway, refusing to believe that I am 20. I am afraid that if I were to start wearing a leather jacket around, it would only exaggerate my boyish looks. This has the potential to cause hella complications in my social life.

I guess my question is, are chicks gonna dig me in this jacket or what? I can provide pics if that would help.

Stars support antwoord:

Thank you for your email.

The problem you face is a common one among young looking people such as yourself; for example, the problem dogged Emmanuel Lewis (TV's Webster) and Gary Coleman for years. I cannot say that they ever tried wearing one of our leather jackets, but had they tried it, I can only presume that their lives would have been model examples of child stars gone right, rather than how they actually turned out.

Basically, the best way to think of it is that if you don't want to end up like Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis, it would be best to order the jacket. It's just a matter of simple logic.

Vraag:

>hi,

>

> do you guys know when the jewish holiday of passover is? thx

Stars support antwoord:

Hello Josh,

Thank you for contacting PokerStars.

While I have no prior exposure to this holiday I have taken the liberty

to

do some research for you about the Jewish Holiday of Passover.

According to Wikipedia, the Jewish festival of Passover is celebrated

on

the 14th day of the month called Nisan, first month of the Jewish year.

It

appears that the first night of Passover in 2008 is April 20th and the

period to which it extends is April 20th to April 27th.

Of course, I am not 100% if this is correct as this is only information

that I have managed to gather from Google.

I hope this helps but if we can be of any further assistance, please do

not hesitate to contact us again at any time.

Regards,

Hogan

PokerStars Support Team

Vraag:

> As I was playing a 70 FPP satellite to your massive Sunday 100k tournament, a

>question came through my mind. How does our MOON create TIDES!? I mean.......as

>im sitting there pushing allin with 52 heads up and somehow losing to KQ, as

>baffling as how i lose that hand is, i find it more baffling as to the

>relationship between the moon and the tides on Earth. Can you guys help me out?

>Thanks, really would appeciate it.

Stars support antwoord:

Hello Kevin,

Thank you for your mail.

We can only help you with poker issues or questions, however I would

recommenc that you can read all about the tidal physics here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tide

Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance.

Regards,

Karl R

PokerStars Support Team

LMAO

ik kan die met die aap niet meer vinden

I Stars Support

LOLZ........... Geniaal dit!!!!!!

De reacties zijn ook geweldig. Wat moeten die een lol hebben gehad toen ze dit binnen kregen. GG Joker

CraM schreef

ik kan die met die aap niet meer vinden

die is echt priceless,
wil ik best nog een keer lezen idd

Hoe tof is deze? Uit 2005 welliswaar maar toch: Stars support rules!

Hello Michael -

I don't think you "deserve" another chance. It's not about how much

rake

you pay us. Your words were (and I quote)

> WHEN I SEE LEE JONES IM GOING TO FUCKING BASH HIS CRANIUM IN WITH A

> WAFFLER

I don't care if you paid us $1000 in rake every week. I don't care if

were

drunk or not - *nobody* deserves that kind of threat. In fact, if you

made

that statement to somebody in person, you'd be committing a crime in

the

state of Illinois. You could get - pay close attention here -

ARRESTED.

Now here's the interesting part. If you made that threat against

*anybody*

else in this organization, there's no way in the world that I'd even

consider reopening your account. I won't let my colleagues be treated

that

way.

But I'm feeling particularly generous, so since *I'm* the one you

threatened, I'm going to give you another chance, and here's how it

goes:

You send a $25 donation to the Heifer Project:

www.heifer.org

They will send you a receipt (in the mail) for the donation. Scan it,

and

send it to me as an email attachment. When I've received that, I'll

reinstate you. You will get *ONE* more chance. After that, if you so

much

as look cross-eyed at any of our staff (myself included) you will be

gone

for keeps.

That's the deal; take it or leave it.

Lee Jones

PokerStars Poker Room Manager

Dear sir/madam,

I am hoping that you can clarify your policy regarding shared accounts. I enjoy playing on your site, but when I go for work I want to let my pet monkey Nibbles play on my account. He is still learning, and won't be playing as high as me but I think he can beat the $3/6 at the moment. Here is a picture of him at his birthday party last week. . Is it ok for him to play under my username, or should I set up a seperate account for him? Also, do you have any age restrictions? Nibbles is only 14 but in human years that is 42 so I figure he should be fine to go, just wanting to make sure.

Thanks in advance,

Dean

Antwoord Party

Dear Dean,

Thank you for contacting us.

We request you to call us as this issue can be better explained in call. You can call us at our toll free number for the United Kingdom which is 00-800-7789-7537.

We thank you for your patience in this regard.

Contact us anytime, we are available around the clock to assist you with your account related questions and suggestions.

Sincerely,

Chaitanya

Investigations Team

alerts@PartyAccount.com

Antwoord Stars

Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few

points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your

account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,

or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may

be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a

case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a

banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys

what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the

risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of

animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best

of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob

Antwoord Full TIlt

Hello Dean,

Thank you for your email, and the lovely picture of Nibbles.

We have no problem with Nibbles using your account while you are away at

work. Keep in mind however, that you must make it clear he is to stay

at limits of 3/6 or lower. It would unnerving at best to come home from

a hard days work and find that Nibbles has blown through a serious chunk

of your online bankroll playing heads up against John Juanda.

Alternatively, we could open an account for him, but he would have

trouble proving that he is indeed of age, as he likely has no birth

certificate or driver?s license. Further, he would have to fund the

account via player to player transfers, presumably from your account.

With the obvious difficulties he will have in obtaining a payment

processor, combined with the fact that he will be funding the account

with your money, you may as well just let him use your account.

On a more serious note, thank you for your e-mail. It has been a busy

day here at support, and your e-mail came as a welcome breath of fresh

air. It was shared through the office, and many of the staff got a

chance to look at your picture of Nibbles.

Regards,

Doug

Full Tilt Poker Support

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Die zocht ik ook nog maar kon hem niet vinden. Thanks, heb weer moeten lachen.

ik zocht via google Nibble pokerstars mail, wist nog hoe die aap heette

Mijn vader kwam net mijn slaapkamer binnen met een slaperig hoofd en vroeg zich af waarom ik net voor 2 uur te huilen van het lachen in mijn bed lag ik heb iedereen wakker gemaakt hier

OMG dit is topic of the year

die laatste is het mooiste!!

Beetje jammer dat ze geen side-bet willen

Dear Pokerstars support,

I am glad my chat privileges has been restored and I promiss that I will never ever break the rules again. You want to make a side-bet on that one for like $20 dollars? You can ofcourse easily check up on this since you are the guys who controll this.

Next question since I heard you on support know about anything related to poker. I heard about the knockout bij Tom Dwan on Hellmuth on the heads-up championship and an upcoming highstakes revanche match. You think this is going to happen or not?

That was all, thanks in advanced!

Greetings

Frank

Antwoord:

Hello Frank,

Thank you for your email and cooperation regarding your chat.

I'm afraid we have no information on this 'possible' heads up match. I'd suggest you visit a site like mod-edit Pokernews.nl mod-edit where forums with information of this nature can be found and reviewed.

If there is anything else we may help you with, please let us know.

Regards,

Vielka

PokerStars Support Team

Die van Lee Jones is ook goud waard

PS support FTW!

Priceless =]

Die van Lee Jones is zooo tof!

Respect voor Lee Jones! topgozer!